We all know that Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are hooking up, rolling in the hay, doing the horizontal mambo... in short, they're having sexual intercourse. Procreative sexual intercourse at that - Kate's preggers with Matt's beautiful British rockerbaby (take that, Josh and Brody!). Do you ever wonder what they get up to when they're not getting down? Yeah, me either... but apparently it involves grammar lessons. Matt's all proper and speaks the King's English and crap, so he often finds himself correcting American slob Kate. Highest on his list: changing her "can I"s to "could I"s and erasing the word "like" from her vocabulary. It must be tough on him - after all, the most difficult thing she's read thus far is the script for How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, which co-stars the barely literate Matthew McConaughey.
YOU LET OUR LOVE FERN DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
I am nearly wetting my leopard print tights over the upcoming release of a brand-spankin-new (what does that even mean, anyway?) Foo Fighters album. Dave Grohl is pretty much my husband - even if he doesn't know it yet - and the teasers they've put out sound phenomenal. They previewed the entire album for a very lucky crowd in a tiny bar in Santa Barbara. The opening band was a fake Mariachi band DOING COVERS OF THEIR OWN SONGS. This may have been the most magical show in all of history. But I wasn't there, so I'll hand the narrative reins over to someone who was.
Marry me and I'll supply all the gum you can forcefully chew.
A few weeks ago on the Slam we were making fun of rapper Gucci Mane who up and got an ice cream cone tattooed on his face. He's off the hook now, though. T-Pain - who you may remember from this video - has gone hi-tech (and trendy in the midst of this movie awards season!) and got himself a Facebook tattoo. Sadly for all of us, in real life - as on Facebook - there is no "dislike" button.
Someone show me how to work this Auto Tune thing so I can create a chart-topping single from my grunts of displeasure.
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