Hollywood Slam - January 26, 2011

Not since the night I drank White Russians AND Colt 45 have I encountered two things that mix as poorly as Courtney Love and higher education.  But apparently some genius at Oxford University doesn't agree, as Courtney has just been named Non-Executive Officer of Rock'N'Roll.  By one of the most prestigious institutions of post-secondary learning in the world!  Not bad for someone who actually has a full time live-in mechanic on staff to bolt her face on every morning. 

Our generation's Lon Chaney.

 

There just so happens to be one thing that the creator of Glee and I can agree on, and it certainly isn't the appropriate time for 30 year olds posing as teenagers to break into song en masse.  No, rather, it is the level of douchebaggery attained by Kings of Leon, who were approached to have their songs featured on an episode of the hit (whyohgodwhy) TV show.  They said no, and now Glee creator (Gleeator?) Ryan Murphy has shot back in a big way.  He sez:

 

"F**k you, Kings of Leon. They're self-centred a**holes, and they missed the big picture. They missed that a seven-year-old kid can see someone close to their age singing a Kings of Leon song, which will maybe make them want to join a glee club or pick up a musical instrument.
 

"It's like, OK, hate on arts education. You can make fun of Glee all you want, but at its heart, what we really do is turn kids on to music."

Ugh.  Who's the douchiest here?  I don't have the patience or energy to decide.

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And if you're a fan of adult entertainment (and let's face it: you are), you may wanna pack your bags and hop on the next flight to France.  A TV station there has begun broadcasting 3D porn.  I believe this is a sign of the Apocalypse, as in the world is over and we are now all in Heaven.  Some people wouldn't agree - I mean, okay, porn can be kinda grody depending on the quality and legality of the content - but I think as long as all the male actors agree to yell "TACK" before they turn around, we should all be okay.

Top image:  People viewing 3D porn for the first time.

Bottom image:  Their O faces.